tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7239463262228993467.post2305362619553355019..comments2022-12-11T07:55:19.615-06:00Comments on Hang with 'em Brewers!: Follow the linkRachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15876582948496810071noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7239463262228993467.post-17182861824558867232010-09-16T22:55:19.968-05:002010-09-16T22:55:19.968-05:00This made me laugh. Great story.
I remember when...This made me laugh. Great story. <br /><br />I remember when the Pirates put DM at third. He could not get a throw to first. After his second error, the announcers declared that Dougie "is having some problems at third." Just a few.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15876582948496810071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7239463262228993467.post-86619777334054836322010-09-16T09:56:24.528-05:002010-09-16T09:56:24.528-05:00I've been told that this is not a family blog,...I've been told that this is not a family blog, so... I have a friend who was an ENORMOUS Doug Mienchuzenitz fan. E-NORMOUS. I think that this stemmed from the fact that he hit not quite .400 for not quite a half season one year. For whatever reason, people around here seem to love defensive-minded white guys that suck at baseball. (See Nick Punto, Lew Ford, et al.)<br /><br />Anyway, I took to calling him Douche Miencatkiziwert$@tz. Mostly because it upset her, but partly because an old coach of mine was named Doug and we called him Doog, so I called Minetchizzlewicz "Doog" and that morphed into Douche when it turned out that he sucked. <br /><br />Anyway again, waiting in line for a movie one night I again took to trying to convince her that this Morneau kid was where it was at, but she wasn't having any of it. I was also repeatedly calling him Douche. Another friend commented that the first friend would never stop loving Mientchiwiggitz, but I thought that maybe she would if he were caught in bed with chicken. And thus, Douche McChickenfucker was born. Perhaps my crowning Twins-related achievement.Neilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10873251475926052853noreply@blogger.com